Turd samples

I used to watch TV quite a lot when I was younger, but nowadays I find it makes me feel like a turd that was left on a sofa to absorb the constant stream of toilet that sweats out of its pours.
However, as its Christmas, and the fire in the TV room makes it cozier, I spent a lot of the festive season sitting there, but in order to preserve sanity, I sketched and painted the hours away to stave off feeling of uselessness..here's a few samples..